Sunday, February 26, 2012

Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

Been brewed too long . . .


Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

By Bill Britton

Special to INS — After weeks of rancorous internal debate, the Republican National Committee (RNC) passed a resolution renaming itself the Teapublican Party. Although the cost of the change is estimated at close to $53 million, Chairman Reince Priebus said the Teapublican caucus in Congress will pass a special resolution to fund the change through cuts in the National School Lunch Program.

Other names were considered by the RNC (now TNC), including Nopublican, but Teapublican was felt to be more unifying. As part of its constitution, the TNC has added this preamble, which must be memorized by all Teapublicans if they intend to acquire lobbying positions with a military supplier or oil company after leaving Congress:

“We, the Teapublicans of the United States, in Order to destroy all Unions, diminish Social Justice, procure Domestic Handguns, provide for an electrified Border Fence, corrupt the General Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Lobbying to ourselves and our Inferiors, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Teapublican Party of America.”

Priebus, of Greek descent, believes that U.S. salvation depends on its moving toward a Spartan society: “By having the most frightening military establishment in the world,” said Priebus, “we are well on the way toward that goal. However, Congress must pass what I call the ‘Parris Island Initiative,’ in which 3,000 Marine Corps-designed training facilities are set up around the country. Young men would spend their teen years getting ready for the next dozen wars we have planned. We were going to recruit Penn state coach Jerry Sandusky to oversee the program, but we didn’t want the boys turned into cannon fodder, so to speak, before they’re armed and dangerous.”

Heidi Fleiss, Famed Hollywood Madam, is working with the TNC to set up 3,000 satellite facilities near each of the soon-to-be-launched Spartan-inspired Στρατόπεδα Εκπαίδευσης [training camps].”

1 comment:

  1. BARCLAYS
    Registered Number – 1026167

    Registered office
    1 Churchill Place, London E14 5HP.

    Barclays is a trading name of Barclays Bank PLC and its subsidiaries. Barclays Bank PLC is registered in England and authorized and regulated by the Financial Services Authority (FSA No. 122702). We’re one of the largest financial services providers in the world, Also we engage in retail banking, credit cards, corporate and investment banking, wealth and investment management.
    We are here to introduce a loan program that will help improve you financially and our only focus is on providing you with great service and helping you meet your financial needs.
    We offer a low rate at 2% interest. We do however receive commission from payday lenders and brokers when customers enter into a consumer credit agreement with them, having been introduced via our service.

    SPECIALIZE IN OFFERING:
    *Home Owner Loans
    *Graduate Loan
    *Debt Consolidation
    *Professional and Career Loan

    Applicants interested in this loan offer are to SEND the details information to the account overleaf.

    ELEMENTARY WAY TO APPLY:
    (1) Full Name:
    (2) Loan Amount Needed:
    (3) Duration of Repayment:
    (4) Country:
    (5) Marital Status:
    (6) Gender:
    (7) Age:
    (8) Occupation:
    (9) Mobile:

    Enjoy Online Services with Barclays

    ReplyDelete